Brandon's First blog

Well,

After many years of trying to avoid blogging, Marty has convinced me that I basically suck as a human being unless I am communicating to those that I love. So here it is. The first Brandon Wall blog. You may be thinking that I am going to say something important, or perhaps you are thinking that I will say something really funny to which you will then laugh uncontrollably to the point that you fell like you have to go to the bathroom, but you would be wrong because I have nothing to say and so I am trying to do pull a Bing and just write really long ranting sentences that are sometime fun to read, but in this case not so fun because 1) it is not that good of a sentence, 2) it is full of grammar errors that I do not care to fix, 3) it is really not saying anything and not going anywhere, 3) it is now listing and pontificating why it sucks, 5) it is trying to use big words to impress on the ladies that will be reading this, 3.5) it is trying to pull a Bing when in fact it is not coming even close and is now repeating what it has already said, 5) and because the writer of this sentence is running out of things to say, but feels compelled by guilt of not blogging for so long, that he now beginning to say say things in Latin: amo, amara, puella ipsum est substitence and has in fact misspelled several of the Latin words, which make it even worst since if someone is going to use Latin in their first blog to impress all the ladies that will be reading this (perhaps mom, philly, Emily, and Marty) they should at least use it rightly and not misspell words and not just list random case endings without saying in thing meaningful, for what's the point of learning Latin and using it in your first blog post that is trying to fulfill your duties as a brother, a father, son, and husband if you are not going to say anything sweet that causes people (i.e., those that have read this far) to ponder the cosmos (they he goes again, but his time he is using Greek) and want to grow in virtue.